Shaggy Neapolitan vomit

The interior of the house wher we bought it was in generally poor taste, hopefully the result of Ray Charles being a prior owner. Regrettably, this photo depicts the remnants of the carpet that once decorated the First Mate's workspace on the second floor. Not only was the carpet God-awful, the wallpaper was a sort of shiny floral print that looked as if it might have been salvaged from the ruin of a fine bordello. The net effect was indescribable.