idiosyncratic behavior

I recently was tagged by the beloved wife to list my idiosyncrasies in some goofball internet game of tag. Knowing that a full list of my idiosyncrasies (also known as eccentricities) would take up too much bandwidth, I have tried to limit myself to just a few. Here then are a few of my less embarrasing traits:

1) I cross my little toes over the adjacent toes whenever I am barefoot.
2) I play Mozart's "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" on my front teeth when bored. Not the full piece.
3) Whenever I say I will do something requiring me to get up from wherever I am sitting, I need to be reminded to do it several times because I always get distracted before I can get around to doing the task.
4) I hate shopping for clothes. I hate it so much that I need for my clothes to be completely frayed or have holes in them before I will go shopping. This includes underwear.
5) Speaking of underwear, I fold mine. Boxers.
6) When walking down a street, I will often practice my volleyball approach.
7) I imitate Mr. Burns' "Excellent" comment (including the accompanying hand gesture)whenever it seems appropriate...which is often.
8) I can't buy classic books in paperback. This is an expensive (and stupid) habit which I cannot seem to break.
9) If the clothes just came out of the laundry and its 2:00 am, I still need to fold them and put them away before i can go to bed.
10) I can't sit without tapping my foot.
11) I won't drink a martini made with anything other than gin.
12) I won't eat tomatoes or catsup.
13) I laugh at every stupid "football to the groin"-type video shown on America's Funniest Home video reruns.
14) I still serenade my family with some of the stupid songs I heard on the Dr. Demento show on 94.7 KMET in L.A. when I was in 5th grade. My wife is particularly fond of "Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun."
15) I frequently wash my hair twice in the shower because I forget that I already washed it.
16) I don't think stand-up comedy is funny.
17) I think Halloween is for kids, not adults, and I won't dress up for it.
18) I have a thing for Jane Austen.
19) I watch UCLA football and basketball broadcasts until the (usually bitter) end, even when it's a blowout and the game ends at some ridiculous hour because we're two hours ahead of the West Coast.
20) I won't wear t-shirts, blue jeans or tennis shoes to church, theater or court.

Just a few traits, some strange and others not so much...